Imagine praying and hearing the following:
Your prayer cannot be connected at present , please try again later.
Your prayer cannot be connected at present please try again later and then disconnects.
After several attempts, finally you are through
Thank you for calling heaven.
Press 1 for English
Press 2 for Spanish
Press 3 for all other languages.
Please select one of the following options
Press 1 for request
Press 2 for thanksgiving
Press 3 for Complaints
Press 4 for other matters.
Sorry all our angels and saints are busy attending to other sinners right now however your prayer is very important to us and we will answer it in the order it was received. Please stay on the line as your prayer will be answered faster than having to redial again.
If you would like to speak to:
God, Press 1
Jesus Press 2
If in urgent need of Holy Spirit press 3
to find comfort because of a loved one who just died press 5, then enter his date of baptism tfollowed by the * sign.
If you receive a negative response please hang up and dial code 666.
For reservations to paradise, please enter John followed by the numbers 3:16 and follow instructions
For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, ware wolves, vampires, aliens and other planets please wait until you arrive in paradise for all revelations and clarifications
Sorry our prayer line record shows that you have already been prayed for today please call again tommorow
Our offices are closed over the weekend to provide Angels time to render their worship to God.
If you are calling after hours and in need of emergency assistance, please contact your congregation elders. thank you for calling heaven. Peace be with you.
I am happy and at peace because my God has his prayer lines open 24 seven, 365 days a year.
He said Pray without ceasing!!!
Have a glorious day in his presence and may you God raise prayer addict in you.
- Anonymous
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